Friday 3rd September, 2010
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The joy of sex



All over the country people are leaving lectures early, abandoning the dance floors and crawling out of their bedrooms mid-afternoon. Why? Because simply put, people all over can’t seem to get enough of sex. And why is it a case for rejoicing? Because sex is fun; a chance to experiment. Of course, some people like to take it further than others…

Speaking globally, it is said that some men in Japan find that watching healthy women wrap themselves up in bandages is HOT. Wrapped up in each other takes on a whole new meaning. Lots of people use food; whipped cream, cucumbers, even carrots but… hot dogs? According to my slightly disturbed friend, if you’re going to use a frozen hot dog (whichever way you fancy), don’t warm it up in the microwave because it has the potential to snap just at the wrong moment. Another friend did also warn me that deodorant cans may have the potential to do damage, as do those really appealing, glassy-looking test tubes; probably not a good idea really, improvising isn’t always your best bet.

When sex is all in the name of enjoyment  and self expression then it’s fine; only when people take it too far can it become a bit worrying. I remember once discovering my friend at school had a secret ‘ass-cam’ where he would take pictures of, well, people’s asses. While that might seem verging on illegal, some people don’t stop at the ever useful ‘ass-cam’. No, it seems one man made a hole in a tanning bed, so as women were innocently putting on their lotion, he would stick his camera through the hole and film them. Also, recently a man was arrested for holding a video store at gunpoint in order to steal porn videos. Why he did that when there is an abundant source of free porn on the internet, is unknown. Surely there have to be some boundaries.

So I think, the moral of the story is yes, go out and have fun: there are certainly lots of fun things about sex things to try. However, do it with caution and let’s not push it that one step too far.