Do aliens exist? We should bloody hope not if Hollywood films are anything to go by. Along with nazis and zombies (or nazi zombies) aliens often make the best villains, and that is why we love them. E.T. can piss off.
5. Mars Attacks aliens.
Ok, so the movie itself is pretty terrible, but these fellas rock. They have red plastic guns that turn people into red skeletons, and love destroying international landmarks for banter. I mean come on.
4. Starship troopers- the bugs
Isn’t it annoying when a fly gets into your house and flies about everywhere? Yeah, imagine if that fly was nine feet tall and tried to suck out your brain. That is kinda what these bugs are like. Ick.
3. Predator
They love to hunt, and unfortunately we are their prey. They can turn invisible, have infrared vision and can turn humans into a bloody mess before you know what the fuck. Thank god we have Arnie on our side.
2. Independence Day aliens
“What is it you want us to do?” “DIEEEEEE.” These guys will stop at nothing to wipe our species off the planet just because they can, and they nearly just about do it as well. Thank god we have the fresh prince on our side.
1. Alien
This…monstrosity is by far the best alien killer, for the following reasons: 1) It is born by bursting out of human stomachs. 2) It bleeds acid. ‘nuff said.




