DEAR STUDENT DIRECT,
JUST WHEN I thought Student Direct was going the way of a middle class, middle-of-the-road paper like the Daily Express, I find not one, but two weeks of bodacious babes on the third page of your superb student publication.
It was a bit of a shame when the young maths genius, Sufiah Yusof’s lower reaches were cut off on her photograph, but the snaps of Charlotte Kearney in issue twenty were a sight to behold. I only wish this could have been a regular feature every week.
Not only do scantily clad women appeal to the majority of your readership, but the sensationalism and front-page branding of a cockroach infestation at a local eaterie will surely mean Student Direct will rival The Sun for readership and acclaim in the imminent future.
Keep up the good work.
Darren ‘Dazza’ Smith
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