Losing Your `V´ Plates

Although 3rds and 2:2s are inevitable (and a sign of too many enjoyable nights down the boozer), we hope that you manage some 1sts as well, not only in your work but also in other aspects of your life. The first time you have a scramble in the sack can be a daunting, nerve wracking and quite frankly messy experience. But do not fear, we are here to help!

It is a common misconception, particularly among Freshers, that EVERYONE has been at it like Abi Titmuss. You have been fooled. Losing your virginity happens at different times for everyone. Firstly, make sure you are prepared. Not only should you feel comfortable with the lucky person, but also make sure you have trimmed your beaver and washed your John Thomas thoroughly (a whiffy scent is less than desirable on this occasion).

Although you cannot expect toe-curling fireworks it is necessary that you talk to your partner in crime. You can’t expect them to know what you like by telepathy. Your partner will be much happier and your orgasms will be ten to the penny if you give some gentle, and let’s face it, probably much welcomed guidance. Just be careful not to let it turn into a full-blown biology lesson...very off-putting.

Although you may have read the karma sutra from cover to cover do not go in hammer and tongs expecting to try all the complex positions involving bedposts and ropes. Keep it simple to start with as you don’t want to start your sexual career with groin strain.

Anxiety can cause things to tighten up and flop down, so watch out for this. A simple solution is lube (you can buy it in Sainsbury’s). A quick slick of this on her should moisten things up and make entrance easier. On him the cooling sensation combined with a bit of gentle stimulation from her should mean that wild horses couldn’t stop him!

Good luck, keep calm, have fun and use a condom.

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