So, you have had the official campus tour but we are here to offer you the alternative guide for the adventurous amongst you. This will prepare you to deal with all preferred styles and fetishes including al fresco, dirty, dangerous and quiet.
Library: Never underestimate the dusty and often neglected corners. Remove any deluded ideas that all of the activities in the Rylands take place in the blue area. Orange and red stairways and dead-ends offer excellent opportunities for a quick fumble. If you are looking to get hot and sweaty, head toward the brothelesque purple section. If voyeurism is your thing, do by all means get happy amongst the dusty tomes of the blue section.
OP lift: Dependent upon the stamina of your partner, but does have the advantage of the emergency button if you need extra time.
Platt Fields: Unless non-consensual surprise sex is your style, try to refrain from night time strolls in this park.
Whitworth building: Potentially painful stairs, but the busts and columns can provide excellent concealment.
Aquatics centre cubicles: Recommended for the wipe-easy surfaces but beware of potential slippage and verruca-covered kids.
Fallowfield’s dark alley ways (e.g. Furness road): If you are up for getting a bit grubby, the many skips this road has to offer maybe your thing.
Buses: With ticket prices going up, it seems only natural you should get more for your ride.
Robbos: If all else fails, this hotspot never ceases to provide an innocent romp.
Before you go forth and copulate… remember:
- *CCTV is everywhere.
- *Accessible, waterproof clothing is advisable.
- *If you are planning to video proceedings keep your face covered.
- *And above all, be careful and don’t forget to stock up from the condom fairy.
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